Captain Everything Secret Track - Helen Lyrics

Secret Track - Helen Lyrics

Oh Helen, 
Do you like the smell of men? 
Well I think that I might be,

Too some miniscule degree, 
one of them. 

I long to see you all
the time, 
I could fit you like a glove. 
I'm so very much in love.

That I cannot find a ryhme with your name, 
Nothing really sound the
same, 
Well except smellen, yellen, 
and pretty much anything that ends
with 'en'... well 

Cut the crap, 
I can stop thinking about you.

I'm in your trap, 
You know you stick to me like glue, 
Do you think
I'm scary, 
By the way I'm so full on. 
How can you turn me down,

When I've got my medallion on. 
Oh yeah 

Oh Helen 
I'm not
like all the other men, 
Wouldn't treat you like a hoe, 
Bring yourself
to love a mole, 
And well be in heaven,
I can feel the love in you,

Call me up we'll have a blast, 
I can so forget the past, 
It the
least I can do, 
To love your eyes, nose, mouth, ears, tits, knees and
thighs, 
And arm pits, and smelly bits and pretty much every other piece of
Helen! 

Cut the crap, 
I can stop thinking about you. 
I'm in your
trap, 
You know you stick to me like glue well, 
Do you think im scary,

But the way I'm so full on. 
How can you turn me down, 
When I've got
my brand new cardigan on

Lets catch a movie, 
I know you probably
think I'm some kind of smoothie 
I'm not a stalker. 
But you can be my
gravy and I'll be your pork oh yeah. 

Cut the crap, 
I can stop
thinking about you. 
I'm in your trap, 
You know you stick to me like
glue well, 
Do you think I'm scary, 
By the way I'm so full on. 
How
can you turn me down, 
When I've got my brand new medallion and my lovely
cardigan on...
Yeah baby.....