Cantatonia If I Was With A Woman Lyrics

If I Was With A Woman Lyrics

If I was with a woman, she'd wonder what was happening

 Little things would slowly go askew

 If I was with a woman, I'd make her quite unhappy

 Specially when she did not want me to

 

 If I was with a woman, I'd make believe I loved her

 All the time I would not like her much

 If I was with a woman, she'd soon become unsettled

 I'd show her but I would not let her touch

 

 Look at them laughing

 Look at them laughing

 Look at them laughing

 Laughing, laughing

 

 If I was with a woman, I'd never ask her questions

 But if she did not want me to I would

 If I was with a woman, I'd offer my indifference

 And make quite sure she never understood

 

 Oh, if I was with a woman, I'd threaten to unload her

 Every time she asks me to explain

 Oh, if I was with a woman, she'd have to learn to cherish

 The purity and depth of my disdain

 

 

 Look at them laughing

 Look at them laughing

 Look at them laughing

 Laughing, laughing

 

 I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit

 No woman's coming close to me again

 Oh, I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit

 No woman's coming close to me again

 

 Look at them laughing

 Look at them laughing

 Look at them laughing

 Laughing, laughing