Canibus Shove This Jay-oh-bee Lyrics

Shove This Jay-oh-bee Lyrics

[Canibus] 
Yo 6 o'clock every morning you waking up yawning 
To the sound of your alarm clock alarm 
About an hour from now 
You should be at the place of employment 
Which is annoying cause it's so boring 
Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them 
It affects your occupational performance 
You wonder why your work load is so enormous 
Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office 
People get depressed, they get ulcers 
From the stress that the corporate environment causes 
Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this 
Seems to me like you've got one of four choices: 
You could take a new job offer for more chips 
Stick it out a little longer or forfeit 
But my advice to anybody that wants to quit 
It'll feel much better if you say it like this: 
 
[Biz Markie] 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it 
 
[Canibus] 
Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B 
Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B 
Put your middle finger up slowly 
Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely 
Say I ain't workin here no more 
Who do you think you are? 
Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor 
Run to the door, to the payphone 
Make a toll-free call 
Tell your spouse what happened and where you are 
So they can come and get you in the car later on 
And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job 
If the unemployment line ain't that long 
You can take your time printin out W-9 forms 
Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough 
And you'll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough 
Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it 
But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to 
 
[Biz Markie] 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it 
 
[Canibus] 
Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs 
The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious 
While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces 
Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated 
You constantly waitin for a paycheck 
Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet 
Here's a optimistic motto 
If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow 
Most 9 to 5's are hard  
cause the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park 
People get hired 
Drink coffee to stay wired 
So they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired 
 
[Biz Markie] 
You came in late, you already ate,  
nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!??! 
 
[Canibus] 
Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it 
Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks 
 
[Biz Markie] 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it 
 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Ah Ah ah ah ahahah ah 
I ain't workin here no more 
Take this job and shove it 
I ain't workin here no more 
Ay Ay Ay ayee ay 
I ain't workin here no more 
 
Canibus and the Biz 
It's comin from Canibus and the Biz 
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