My Favorite Dominatrix Lyrics

My Favorite Dominatrix lyrics

She thinks Curly-Joe was the smartest of all Stooges

              She dont talk to Elvis, much any more

              She thinks Mt. Rushmore is natures greatest gift to man

              She dont read books with words she dont understand



              Chorus: She's my favorite dominatrix

              She's a hellion in gold chain

              She's my favorite dominatrix

              Drives me to drink, drives me insane



              She dont yell across the mall "Hey stupid" at you

              Cuz she thinks you can read her mind

              And after all she might be right

              Cuz you always know when she thinks you are full of it



              Chorus 



              I swear she hides my car keys when I'm not around

              and she must be puting something in my coffee



              Chorus 



              She thinks Curly-Joe was the smartest of all Stooges

              And you know she might be right?

              She dont talk to Elvis, much any more

              He dont call and she refuses to write



              Repeat Chorus