Canadian Bush Party Duct Tape Saved My Life (but Bondo Saved My Car) Lyrics

Duct Tape Saved My Life (but Bondo Saved My Car) Lyrics

Driving north on 16 west, next to the girl I think smells the best
We hear a rattle, and then we hear a hum,
sound of metal on concrete sounds like a tin drum
Chorus:
Duct tape saved my life but bondo saved my car
9 and a half weeks ago last Saturday night,
like two hyenas in the night
I had a girl in the dark and gloomy place,
she had that look strewn across her pink face,
I fumbled about for an appropriate cover,
found a wrapper but not another,
But I knew I had a godsend in my trunk so I wrapped him up from back to
front

Well I still drive a Civic through the streets of this city,
held together but not lookin too pretty
Just last tuesday I think it was the 5th,
hit a Volvo and boy he was pissed
Bridge:
Bumper of bondo passed through side impact beam,
broke up seats, headlights and everything in between