Root Canal Of The Heart Lyrics

Root Canal Of The Heart lyrics

Roger Wingtip is my dentist 
there’s no one can compare 
when he talks about bicuspids 
he makes you really care 
I once chewed three packs of licorice 
to spend more time in his chair 
Roger Wingtip is my dentist 
there’s no one can compare 
 
Oh Roger 
you cause me pain 
an ache that cannot be diminished 
with Novocain 
Oh Roger 
when we’re apart 
it feels like root canal 
of the heart 
 
One day I got the chance to tell him 
what I had to say 
I said " I rink I ruv ru" 
but his hands got in the way 
He looked at me and said 
"Yes, I think the weather’s fine today" 
Only once I got the chance to tell him 
what I had to say