Camille West I`m Dyslexic Lyrics

I`m Dyslexic Lyrics

I was only seven 
when I learned how to read 
I got the education 
every child is guaranteed 
We read around the classroom 
Teacher hollered "Next!" 
I was only comfortabl e
when reading Hebrew text 
I’m dyslexic and I’m mad 
D-A-M 
 
Well I met a boy named Otto 
I loved him for his name 
‘cause backwards and forwards 
it always looks the same 
He took me to a musical 
I gave him such a hug 
I said "What a great production of 
Annie Get Your Nug" 
I’m dyslexic and I’m mad 
D-A-M 
 
Backwards forwards sideways 
up and down and down and out 
It’s all so topsy turvy 
it makes me want to shout 
 
 
"Is there anybody out there 
who could lift this mental fog?" 
I may not be religious 
but I do believe in Dog 
 
Driving down the highway 
on a dark and stormy night 
I hit the left hand signal 
Of course I headed right 
A cop gave me a ticket 
and what was even worse 
when I went to pull away from him 
I threw it in reverse 
Tish happens 
D-A-M 
 
Some folks think it’s a handicap 
but I think that they’re wrong 
‘Cause I get the backwards lyrics 
in those heavy metal songs 
Internet connections and pet psychology 
the timer on the VCR 
they all make sense to me 
I’m dyslexic 
Hot Damn! 
M-A-D 
I’m dyslexic 
and I’m Mad 
D-A-M