Lord Is A Monkey [rock Version] Lyrics

Lord Is A Monkey [rock Version] lyrics

AHHHH...The Lord is a monkey

Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July

In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye

Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas

Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass

Outside of Phoenix where the gimmick broke down

Fucked that cracker for his rig and she was out of that town.

HA HA HA HAA

Well she was a hare krishne in the ashwam bed

She was sellin' (?) Had a funky-ass head

Well she put food in my mouth and she threw me on the bed

And she cut off my balls and she sewed 'em to my head

Well she's headin' back east in a 57 Caddy

Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy

Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool

Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school

Well I really did good but it's kickin' my ass

I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass

Well she's looking pretty good first week in July

She's got a dope up her ass and a needle in her eye

Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July

In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye

Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas

Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass