You`re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

You`re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel,

You're as
cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,

You're a
bad banana with a greasy black peel!



You're a monster, Mr.
Grinch,

Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders,
you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!



You're a foul one, Mr.
Grinch,

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender
sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given a choice between the
two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!



You're a rotter, Mr.
Grinch, 

You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato
splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker
sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!



You nauseate
me, Mr. Grinch,

With a nauseous super "naus"!,

You're a crooked
dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an
appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of
rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!



You're a foul
one, Mr. Grinch,

You're a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of
unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,

The three words
that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Stink, stank,
stunk"!