You`re A Mean One Mr Grinch Lyrics

You`re A Mean One Mr Grinch lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch



You really are a heel,



You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,



You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!







You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,



Your heart's an empty hole,



Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,



I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!







You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,



You have termites in your smile,



You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,



Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!







You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, 



You're the king of sinful sots,



Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,



You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!







You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,



With a nauseous super "naus"!,



You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,



Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful



assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!







You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,



You're a nasty wasty skunk,



Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,



The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,



"Stink, stank, stunk"!