You`re A Mean One Mr Grinch Lyrics

You`re A Mean One Mr Grinch lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch



 You really are a heel,



 You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,



 You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!



 



 You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,



 Your heart's an empty hole,



 Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,



 I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!



 



 You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,



 You have termites in your smile,



 You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,



 Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!



 



 You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, 



 You're the king of sinful sots,



 Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,



 You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!



 



 You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,



 With a nauseous super "naus"!,



 You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,



 Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful



 assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!



 



 You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,



 You're a nasty wasty skunk,



 Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr.
Grinch,



 The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,



 "Stink, stank, stunk"!