Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics

Dare To Be Stupid lyrics

Artist: "Wierd Al" Yankovic

Writer: "Wierd Al" Yankovic

Producer: Rick Derringer

Engineer: Tony Papa



   Put down your chainsaw and listen to me

   It's time for us to join in the fight

   It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

   It time to let the bed bugs bite



   You better put all your eggs in one basket

   You better count your chickens before they hatch

   You better sell some wine before its time

   You better find yourself an itch to scratch



   You better squeeze all the charmin you can

   When Mr. Whipple's not around

   Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan



   Talk with your mouth full

   Bite the hand that feeds you

   Bite off more than you can chew

   What can you do?



   Dare to be stupid

   Take some wooden nickels

   Look for Mr. Goodbar

   Get your motion working now

   I'll show you how

   You can

   Dare to be stupid

   You can turn the other cheek

   You can just give up the ship

   You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip



   Dare to be stupid

   Dare to be stupid

   It's so easy to do

   Dare to be stupid

   We're all waiting for you



   It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

   Forget I have a volunteer

   There's no more time for crying over spilt milk

   It's time for crying in your beer



   So don't join the army join the PTA

   Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet

   Then party til you're broke and they drag you away

   It's okay



   You can dare to be stupid

   It's like spitting on a fish

   It's like barking up a tree

   It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want

   To get one free



   Dare to be stupid

   Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid

   It's so easy to do

   Dare to be stupid

   We're all waiting for you

   Dare to be stupid



   Burn your candle at both ends

   Look a gift horse in the mouth

   Mashed potatoes can be your friend

   You can be a coffee achiever

   You can sit around the house and Leave It To Beaver



   The Future's up to you

   So what you gonna do

   Dare to be stupid

   Dare to be stupid

   What did I say?

   Dare to be stupid

   Tell me what did I say?

   Dare to be stupid

   It's alright

   Dare to be stupid

   We can be stupid all night

   Dare to be stupid

   Come on join the crowd

   Dare to be stupid

   Shout it out loud

   Dare to be stupid

   I can't hear you

   Dare to be stupid

   Okay, I can hear you

   Dare to be stupid

   Let's go

   Dare to be stupid

   Dare to be stupid





Music Supervised by Bill Ring

Music Score by Vince DiCola

Executive Producers: Joe Bacal and Tom Griffin

Score Arranged and Produced by Vince DiCola and Ed Fruge'

Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering, Hollywood, California