Burnett T-bone Hefner And Disney Lyrics

Hefner And Disney Lyrics

Somewhere between Never Neverland and Wonderland

In a land called Never
Wonderland

There lived a beautiful wealthy young divorcee

With a
checkered past and a bad memory

Who should probably remain nameless

And men travelled from far and wide and try to win her hand

And she
took in stragglers from all over the known world



Her newest guests
were (as her mother called them)

"The latest Russians to defect"

One's name was Hefner

The other's name was Disney

Disney smoked a
pipe and was very philosophical

He was constantly surrounded by go-go
girls

And he used to take pictures of them without any clothes on

And sell them to the neighborhood children



Hefner on the other
hand was not so introspective

He loved a good story just like anybody
else

In fact he loved the myths of Never Wonderland so much

That he
made elaborate moulded plastic sculptures 

Of the characters in the
myths

Then ... he would put them out in the garden

Until .... he
had built a whole nother land in Never Wonderland

Which he called
Hefnerland



And the neighborhood children loved them

They had
lots of fun playing in Hefnerland

And looking at all Disney's go-go
pictures

Because they didn't know any better

And they didn't know
any worse

But the beautiful young wealthy divorcee thought

That
they were only after her money

Sometimes she even wished they would go
back to Russia



(But between you and me they were really dupes of
the Wicked King

Who wanted to rob the children of their dreams)