Burnett T-bone Dance Dance Dance Lyrics

Dance Dance Dance Lyrics

off the coast of argentina

 where no man has ever travelled

 is a dark uncharted island

 where exists a tribe of women

 and they're all beautiful and voluptuous hollywood starlets

 

 and they wear revealing uniforms

 and live inside a temple

 where they have a fiery altar

 and perform sacrifices

 to their blonde seductive idol

 and they pray for men for without them they will vanish

 

      and they dance dance dance

 

 but here's this one other problem

 on an otherwise peaceful island

 it's a horrifying monster

 who doesn't have a face

 that the girl cooked up in wardrobe

 and keeps them in constant terror

 he appears to need a virgin to appease him

 

 then one day in the hidden cove

 a navy boat drops anchor

 filled with united states marines

 and they invade the island

 and shoot the awful creature

 and they all live happily after to the bitter end

 

      and they dance dance dance