Bum Ruckus Who Wants To Marry A Hundredaire Lyrics

Who Wants To Marry A Hundredaire Lyrics

Wake up so hung over as I stumble for my watch

There must be some mistake it says it's only ten o'clock

I've still got two hours before Jerry will come on

And Josh's couch is nice and I'm not ready to get up

Finally I'm up and I turn on the TV

I must have overslept cause final thought is all I see

Everybody hates it when we miss the whole Jerry

So I guess instead I'll just roll up a joint, or two, or three



This was the time that I thought I'd do it right

Not taking things for granted not partying every night

Why is it so easy to make things hard in your life

I know I should be good but being bad puts up a fight



This is the time to drop it

The only time to stop it

To tell myself what I want from me

I just want you to know that it's understood

I've lived this life for to long and its no good

Time to tell myself what I want to...1-2-3 go



After Jerry and Jenny then I wonder what to do 

Know that Josh's pantry just might need some going through 

I know you think I'm lazy and I think that's probably true

I wish that I could talk right now but Conans on at two

Guess I could get up and try to find myself a job

That way I can save up and finally get myself a car

But you know the DMV is busy and so god damn far

You know now that I think of it this just sounds way to hard



This was the time that I thought I'd do it right

But who you are ain't something that just changes overnight

I know that there's a reason that I've been blessed with this life

I know I should be good, but being bad puts up a fight