Buffy The Vampire Slayer Cast I`ve Got A Theory Lyrics

I`ve Got A Theory Lyrics

GILES
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
No,
something isn't right there.

WILLOW
I've got a theory
Some kid is
dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway
nightmare

XANDER
I've got a theory
We should work this
out

ANYA, GILES, WILLOW, AND XANDER
It's getting eerie
What's this
cheery singing all about?


XANDER
It could be witches!
Some evil
witches!
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca
good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over
here.

ANYA
I've got a theory!
It could be
bunnies!

(Silence. Crickets chirping.)

TARA
I've got a
-

ANYA (belting)
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody
supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And
what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for
anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be
bunnies!
(Pyrotechnics.)
...Or maybe midgets.

WILLOW
I've got a
theory we should work this fast -

WILLOW AND GILES
Because it clearly
could get serious before it's passed.

TARA
I've got a theory
-

BUFFY
It doesn't matter...
What can't we face if we're
together?
What's in this place that we can't
weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why
should we care?

BUFFY, ANYA, GILES, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER
What
can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We
have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die

BUFFY
Hey, I've
died twice.


BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER
What can't we
face if we're together?

GILES
What can't we face?

BUFFY, ANYA,
TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER
What's in this place we can't
weather?

GILES
If we're together...

BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW,
AND XANDER
There's nothing we can't face

ANYA
...Except for
bunnies.