Buckethead Two Pints Lyrics

Two Pints Lyrics

Hey mister bartender give me a drink

I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it

And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now

Just think I'll wait a while.



I'll have a pint of lager please

And a pack of flakies

Give me a pint of lager please

And a can of baked beans



So hey misses tongue driver give us a squeeze

But put your coat back down cos I aint ready to leave

This doesn't mean I don't wanna take you back

You'll just have to wait for that



I'll have a pint of lager please

A complimentary striptease

Give me a pint of lager please

And a bag of green peas



Take me to the kebab hut!



So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton

High up to the top

And don't be putting veg on that

Don't want no cabbage patch kebab

A dab of ketchup, make it red

And please make sure the sheep is dead

And throw some peppers in the bag



"Would you like chili sauce on that?"



Mmmmm!



And a pint of lager please

With a pack of flakies

Give me a pint of lager please

Some soft scoop ice cream



So hey mister cab driver

Give me some breeze

It's been a long long night and it's repeating on me

And that doesn't mean it's time.... to.....

You know what I mean?

Just open the window Geez

Urrrrrgh!



I'll have a pint of lager please

Don't give a monkey's

Give me a pint of lager please

And some processed cheese