Bruce Willis Swing On A Star Lyrics

Swing On A Star Lyrics

Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be
better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule

A mule is an
animal with long funny ears
he kicks up at anything he hears
His back is
brawny and his brain is weak
he's just plain stupid with a stubborn
streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a
mule

Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a
jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a fish

A
fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
he can't write his name or read a
book
and to fool the people is his only thought
and though he's slippery
he still gets caught
but if that sort of life is what you wish
you may
grow up to be a fish

Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry
moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you
rather be a pig

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
his shoes
are a terrible disgrace
He aint got no manners when he eats his food
He's
fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a
fig
you may grow up to be a pig

And all the monkeys aren't in the
zoo
everyday you see quite a few
so you see it's all up to you,
you
could be better than you are
you could be swinging on a star