Tuesday Afternoon Lyrics

Tuesday Afternoon lyrics

Josie was one of those easy girls who had wide eyes,
and she was drawn in
by the incense at the Mission Room Bar.
You know, once she got in, the
boys attacked her like a movie star.
As soon as she got nervous she was
drinkin' and smokin',
like a lover caught chokin' on another man's
bone.
But clicking her heels wouldn't get her home,
she called me
laughin' from a pay-phone.
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On this Tuesday afternoon,
Josie got caught in the Mission Room
Where the men are crazy and the
women are too,
before you know it's Wednesday
In the afternoon, in
the afternoon
Just before 2:15 in the morning,
Josie was doing the
Hustle with a ruffneck named James.
And they were bumpin' and grindin' and
grindin' and bumpin'.
As soon as she was willing, Jimmy's jeep was
rollin',
and her lips were swollen from the fat shit she was tokin'.
By 4 o'clock his waterbed was broken,
she called me nervous from his
cell-phone.
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It ended on a Wednesday afternoon.
Josie
arrived at my apartment with mascara running down her cheeks.
She was
crying like a baby, saying: What a mistake!
I had to sit on my hands to
keep them from slapping her face.
'Cause as soon as I asked her if she
used protection,
I saw Josie's complexion turn a shade of gray.
Now
what am I supposed to say?
Just don't party on a weekday.
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