Brooks Garth Callin Baton Rouge Lyrics

Callin Baton Rouge Lyrics

(Bryan Kennedy, Jim Rushing)
If your paycheck depends on
The weather and
the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee
pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some
situation
That you're facing
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
For most things you don't
mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare
line
Well rejoice you have a voice
If you're concerned about the
destination
Of this great nation
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar
Association
It represents the hardhat
Gunrack, achin'-back
Over taxed,
flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
They're heart is in the music
And they love
to play it loud
There's no forms or applications
There's no red tape
administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
We're all
one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for
handouts
we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a
seven day a week
Available consultation
For your frustration
It's
called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
It represents the mud
flaps
Six pack, beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin'
crowd
They're heart is in the music
And they love to play it
loud
There's no forms or applications
There's no red tape
administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association