Broadways Cinderella-stepsisters Lament Lyrics

Cinderella-stepsisters Lament Lyrics

Why would a fellow want a girl like her? 

A frail and fluffy beauty? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 

a solid girl like me?! 



She's a frothy little bubble 

with a flimsy kind of charm 

And with very little trouble 

I could break her little arm! 



Oh oh why would a fellow want a girl like her? 

So obviously unusual? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer

a usual girl like me?! 



Her face is exquisite I suppose, 

but no more exquisite than a rose is. 

Her skin may be delicate and soft 

but not any softer that a doe's is.



Her neck is no wider then a swan's 

She's only as dainty as a daisy 

She's only as graceful as a bird... 

So why is the fellow going crazy? 



Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her, 

A girl who's merely lovely? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 

a girl who's merely me?! 



She's a frothy little bubble 

with a frilly sort of air 

and with very little trouble 

I could pull out all her hair!! Haha ha ha! 



Why would a fellow want a girl like her, 

a girl who's merely lovely? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 

a girl who's merely me? 



What's the matter with the man? 

What's the matter with the man? 

What's the matter with the man?!