Brettell Dodgy Teacher Lyrics

Dodgy Teacher Lyrics

his name is Robin

he likes to hav a drink

I dont really mind

but its during my lesson time

I want to do well

but I have Robin
Stone (as a teacher)

he doesnt know who we are (by name)

and he
doesnt give a decent grade out.



cause hes such a ugly teacher,
baby

and hes such a pointless teacher, baby

listens to Kellys sony
walkman in class. oohh oohh oohh.



yea Robin drinks

and he
brings a flask to school (college)

and he tells us that,

its his
home made coffee from *****.

he lives far away

and drives a
Rover

how dose he do 2 things at once,

drive in his car, and drink
at the same time.



your such a dodgy teacher, Robin

yea your
such a dodgy teacher, Stoney

listens to Pauleys MP3 in class. oohh oohh
oohh



I mean yeah,

do you think 

that he can not get
drunk one lesson

I mean yeah,

do you think

that his flask
contains homemade coffee.



man he looks old

even though he
jus ova 40.

Oh My Dear God

hes walking right over to me,

this
must be fake

I havnt done the right work,

how does he know who I
am,

and how come he hasnt swore that much.

I hav jus written your
repot card, baby

it will arrive on Friday, maybe.

im jus a dodgy
teacher like Lessa Laws.  oooo o o ooo