Holidays Lyrics

Holidays lyrics

You stumble out of bed and go to

Work at half past seven

At night
you fix some food and watch

TV until eleven

And inbetween your
coffeebreaks you

Try to earn a fortune

'Cause you are daddys pride
and joy



The travelagents start to advertise

On new years
day

Eat mustard in Dijon or take a swim

In Pocketbay

Your
boss is breathing down your neck

You need to get away

And it will
soon be holiday



With pockets full of cash and friends

With
names like Jack and Nash

You book the cheapest trip you can

And
then you're of to wonderland

And you get pissed on your way there

And make rude comments to a queer

But Jackie throws him of the boat

A french policeman takes a note



Your friends at work all envy
you

Because you've seen the world

You've got some news from
Athens

And you claim you've

Kissed a french girl

You tell
them that you're half a man

Without all new impressions

You need
your kicks like they need air



With pockets full of cash and
friends

With names like Jack and Nash

You book the cheapest trip
you can

And then you're of to wonderland

And you get stoned when
you arrive

And Jackie doubts that you're alive

He digs a grave with
his own hands

A dutch policeman stops his plans



With pockets
full of cash and friends

With names like Jack and Nash

You book the
cheapest trip you can

And then you're of to wonderland

And you get
pissed on your way there

And make rude comments to a queer

But
Jackie throws him of the boat

A french policeman takes a note



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