The Cigar Song Lyrics

The Cigar Song lyrics

Well,l I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars

The problem is I can't afford 'em

But last year I went and got myself a whole box

And just to be safe I insured 'em.



Chorus:

I took out a policy against fire and theft

And then I hurried home

With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps

And I smoked 'em one by one.



Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man

And I handed in my claim

With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires 

They'd all gone up in flames.



Chorus:

They reviewed my case and they had no choice

But to pay me for what I'd done

And I took that check and bought a whole new box

And I smoked 'em one by one.



--- Instrumental ---



Two weeks later this detective shows up

Tells me that company's pressin' charges

One speedy trial later, they locked me up

On twenty-four separate counts of arson.



Chorus:

And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall

Lookin' back on what I've done

To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars

And I smoke 'em one by one.

Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one...