Brad Paisley Penguin, James Penguin Lyrics

Penguin, James Penguin Lyrics

Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh

And the elves make the toys

Those are the stories that are well known

To all little girls and boys



But I've got another story

That I bet you haven't heard

Did you know that Santa

Has a secret agent bird



He's Penguin, James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy



Now have you ever wondered

How Santa Clause keeps tabs

And how he knows when you've been good

How he knows when you've been bad



It's Penguin, James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy



From an undisclosed location

He's watching me and you

He's got satellite up links in his cuff links

Yeah, he sees everything you do



He's Penguin, James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy



Not so very long ago

Santa didn't need much help

But with more and more kids every year

He soon got overwhelmed



He told the elves one Christmas

We can't do this anymore

Then a knight in shining polyester

Waddled through his door



And it was Penguin, James Penguin

He was there to save the day

He had wireless

And GPS outfitted on the sleigh



And Santa said Penguin

Won't you be my ears and eyes

How did you like to help me run

My SCFBI



He's Penguin, James Penguin

And now I guess you've heard

How Santa got his little Christmas

Secret agent bird