Celebrity Lyrics

Celebrity lyrics

Someday I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you
don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows

Can't Wait to date a
supermodel,
Can't Wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On
my way to rehab....

Chorus-
Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's
adios reality
You' can act just like a fool
People think you're
cool
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't
just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the
fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
uh
huh

I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When Things don't go my
way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break

I'll
make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the
more they run my name down,
THE MORE MY PRICE GOES
UP!

Chorus-
Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios
reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause
you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely
last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And
say it's just so tough.
Being a Celebrity

So let's hitch up the
wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real
world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we
come!

Chorus-
Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
It's adios
reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause
you're on t.v.
...Being a Celebrity
...Yeah
Celebrity!
...uh-huh
"Where's my coffee?"