Brad Paisley Bigger Fish To Fry Lyrics

Bigger Fish To Fry Lyrics

I said a bad word when I was a kid

Mama said, that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did

My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame

And I tried like hell to change



But I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes, the minor vices

Man, I know 'em well, I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart

My ex's think I oughta burn in hell, but the devil he won't notice when I die
And don't you figure, he's got bigger fish to fry, oh, yeah



Politicians taking pork barrel bribes

Crooked CEO's are getting off with no time

Christmas Eve burglars stealing good children's toys

(Can't say Christmas)

Holiday burglars stealing good children's toys



I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes, the minor vices

Man, I know 'em well, I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart

My ex thinks I oughta burn in hell, but the devil won't notice when I die Yeah,
don't you figure, he's got bigger fish to fry



Yeah, there's gonna be bonfire burning

An everlasting barbecue

But with all the bad stuff going on

There ain't gonna be room for me and you



'Cause we cuss, we smoke, we laugh at Tater's jokes

Tell one Jim, you know you're old when your wife says

"Honey, let's run upstairs and make love

And your answer is, "I cannot do both"

The minor voices, man, we know 'em well



We've closed down bars, we've lusted in our hearts

Our ex's think we oughta burn in hell

But the devil, he won't notice when we die

Hey, don't you figure, he's got bigger fish to fry



Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry

Pass the tartar sauce

When we all get to heaven what a day of rejoicing it will be