Rhymin` And Stealin` Lyrics

Rhymin` And Stealin` lyrics

Rhymin' And Stealin'  

  

 Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about  

 I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out  

 No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder  

 'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder  

 Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas  

 And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees  

 We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest  

 And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest  

  

 (chorus) Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling  

 Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'  

  

 Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight  

 I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate  

 We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties  

 Housing all girlies from city to city  

 One for all and all for one  

 Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun  

 All for one and one for all  

 Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L.  

 Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat  

  

 Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat  

 We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace  

 Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face  

  

 (repeat chorus)  

  

 Ali Baba and the forty thieves  

  

 Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'  

 Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling  

 I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking  

 Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking  

 Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey  

 And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky  

 Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village  

 We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage  

  

 (repeat chorus)  

  

 I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun  

 I fought the law and I cold won  

 Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick  

 'Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six  

 My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker  

 Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker  

 Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state  

 And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate  

  

 (repeat chorus