Boys Beastie Egg Man Lyrics

Egg Man Lyrics

I looked out the window and seen his bald head  

 I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg  

 Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair  

 Launched that shot and he was caught out there  

 Saw the convertible driving by  

 Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly  

 He went for his to find he didn't have one  

 Put him in check correct with my egg gun  

 The egg a symbol of life  

 Go inside your house and bust out your wife  

 Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke  

 The trigger I pulled his face the yoke  

 Reached in his pocket took all his cash  

 Left my man standing with an egg moustache  

 Suckers they come a dime a dozen  

 And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about  

 Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg  

 He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg  

 Tossed it out the window three minutes hot  

 Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*  

 Which came first the chicken or the egg  

 I egged the chicken then I ate his leg  

 Riding the trains in between cars  

 When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*  

 Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.  

 *Yo they just got my little cousin ese*  

 Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny  

 It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy  

 People laugh it's no joke  

 My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke  

 *Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care  

 It was then that I caught catching people out there  

 We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back  

 We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back  

 Sam I am down with the program  

 Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam  

 Come Halloween you know I come strapped  

 I throw it at a sucker K-pap  

 You made the mistake you judge a man by his race  

 You go through life with egg on your face  

 You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling  

 You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling  

 Families puck rocks the businessman  

 I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand  

 Not like the crack that you put in a pipe  

 But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe