Bowling For Soup Somebody Get My Mom Lyrics

Somebody Get My Mom Lyrics

Woke up today in a van 

Traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can 

And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked 

Slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later 

I was outside your door and the pebble i threw 

Was probably more like a rock 



Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee

I lost my wallet and my car keys too 

And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again 

And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride 

I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom, somebody get my mom

I just want my mom, get my mom 



Authorities came, I guess I was gone, next thing you know 

I'm passed out on the lawn and boy did I wake up fast 

With a rotweiler's tongue in my mouth 

Wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing 

And I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line 

And wasn't found for three days 



Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee

I lost my wallet and my car keys too 

And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again 

And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride 

I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom, somebody get my mom

I just want my mom, get my mom 



Mommy, she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie

She coached baseball when we needed her

We lost every game but to her came in first 

And I'm so glad that she met my dad

I wouldn't be here if she never had (let's go)

I guess this is it the end of the song 

Just my luck, nobody sang along 

I guess I'll put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home 



Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again 

And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride 

I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry 

I just want my mom, (I just want my mom) 

Somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) 

I just want my mom (I just want my mom) get my mom, m-o-m-m-y 

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