Bowling For Soup Assman Lyrics

Assman Lyrics

I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big
dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was
her room

I didn't know it!

I left my phone off of the hook one
friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend.
I tried all week to
figure why we had a fight
What did I say that wasn't right

I didn't
know it!

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my
sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
You be Paul to my
Letterman
(your Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon)
(you be Marrie I'm Donnie
Osmond)
(you're Emmitt Smith and I'm Troy Aikman)

I waited for you
once to pick me up from work
You never showed and I was stuck
I left a
message with your dad that I came by
He said you had another guy

I
didn't know it!