Bowling For Soup 99 Biker Friends Lyrics

99 Biker Friends Lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick

I think it all goes back to your tiny

Pick-up truck in the driveway

With a sticker on the window

'Rest in Peace Number 3'



Tell all your friends

How you put her in her place

7 pounds of makeup

Just to hide her beat-up face

Such a pretty face



It takes a tough man to slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down

She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your ass



Tell her that you're sorry

Blame it on the beer, your dad was mean to you

Your friends think you're an asshole and I do too

Over compensating for your small shoes



Taking her away, but you won't say when

Hold her in your arms

Tell her this won't happen again

When will this end?



Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down

She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your



I wish Bruce Lee was here right now

With his trusty num-Chuck Norris is still alive

So let's call up 'Walker, Texas Ranger'

All the dudes from 'Danger, Danger'



Let's get the A-Team

50 Cent with his bling bling

And a couple of prison guards



It takes a tough man to slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down

You're such a tough guy

I can't wait to bring you down



She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your ass



I hope that she can run fast

Start running now

We're gonna kick your ass