Bolshoi Tv Man Lyrics

Tv Man Lyrics

Wake up, switch on

I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong



give it a slap,

give it a jog

I better hurry or

I'll
miss the epilogue

ride high without a saddle

down the rapids on a
boat without a paddle



I am the scourge of the

high seas

just you watch'em running when

they hear about me



chorus:

one two three...

hail t.v.

watching dirty harry

made a man of me

here I stand, t.v. man

I've got all the
angels



eating out of my hand...

I got the good,

bad
and ugly traits

but even dirty harry was allowed to make mistakes...



knock, knock,



there's someone at the door

I can't
imagine, I



can't imagine

I can't imagine

what they
come around here for...

could be the rent...

or h.p.



whatever it is they gonna bleed me

I've got no money...