Bodyjar Heaven Is A Halfpipe Lyrics

Heaven Is A Halfpipe Lyrics

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on
earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back

now heaven would
be a dj
spinning dub all night long 
and heaven would just kickin
back
with jesus packing my bong
and if you dont believe in Jesus and
muhammad and budha too
and while da world is warring
just sit back and
laugh at u singing..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can
skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack 
without the man up on my
back

now most people think of heaven 
they see those pearly gates

but I looked a little closer
and theres a sign says "do not
skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we're all gonna have a
ball
and everyone u know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls
singing..

If I die before i wake
at least in heaven i can
skate
cause right now on earth I cant do shit
without da man f****** with
it

and then I got to the gate
pulled a list that I'd been calling
fate

I'm sorry friend you cant come in
you gotta a list here that
doesn't end
you're mad cause I smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how
to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head 
I rather be alone now that I'm
dead
like chirstian hossoi way back in 87
we'll be busting ***** air's
until we get to heaven 
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my
education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
I'm
gonna twist out Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the
skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got da skillz got da
skillz

heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..

If I die
before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I
cant do jack 
without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do
shit
without da man f****** with it

(repeating till fade)