Bobs Fifty Kilowatt Tree Lyrics

Fifty Kilowatt Tree Lyrics

The power is out from a terrible storm

but my lights still shine

Santa's spinning and Rudolph's grinning

Listen to my generator whine

my neighbors put up a pretty good front

but I know they envy me

I see them peepin' through a crack in their living room blinds

at my fifty kilowatt tree



Fifty kw tree - I'm proud of my display

fifty kw tree - up past new year's day

fifty kw tree - I've got a lovely lawn

fifty kw tree - you better not walk on

there's a star in the East but it's only me

with my fifty kilowatt tree



Shepherds quake at a neon angel

strobe lights in the stable

wise men worship at a motor driven manger

and it's all been wired for cable

My neighbors call me ostentatious

but I know they envy me

lighting up my yard like downtown Las Vegas

It's my fifty kilowatt tree



Fifty kw tree - it's a giant spruce

fifty kw tree - draws a lot of juice

fifty kw tree - I've got a lovely lawn

fifty kw tree - You better not walk on

there's a star in the East but it's only me

with my fifty kilowatt tree



I'm stopping traffic, I'm boss of the block

you better park your car, get out and walk



Fifty kw tree - I'm proud of my display

fifty kw tree - reindeer pull my sleigh

fifty kw tree - I've got a lovely lawn

fifty kw tree - you better not walk on

there's a star in the East but it's only me

with my fifty kilowatt tree