Bob Seger Umc (upper Middle Class) Lyrics

Umc (upper Middle Class) Lyrics

I wanna be a lawyer

Doctor or professor

A member of the UMC





Iwant an air conditioner

Cottage on the river

And all the money I can see





I wanna drive a Lincoln

Spend my evenings drinking

The very best burgandy





I want a yacht for sailing

Private eye for tailing

My wife if She's a bit too free





I've been told ever since a boy

that's what one aught to be 

A part of the UMC





I want a pool to swim in

Fancy suits to dress in

Some stockin GM and GE





An office in the city

Secretary pretty

Who'll take dictation on my knee





I want a paid vacation

Don't want to have to ration

A thing with anyone but me





And if there's war or famine

Promise I'll examine

The details if they're on TV





I'll pretend to be liberal but I'll still support the GOP,

As part of the UMC





I wanna be a lawyer

Doctor or professor

A member of the UMC