Bob Rivers Wrong Foot Amputated Lyrics

Wrong Foot Amputated Lyrics

Wrong foot amputated
Wrong foot amputated
He got the wrong foot
amputated

The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease
I was
sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at
ease

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
They gave me
anesthetic and they set my legs down
"You won't fell a thing" is
what the doctor told me
"We’re gonna whack it off, whack it off,
whack it off, whack it off"

Hey man you must be kidding me, take a
look
He got the wrong foot amputated
Hey you should have cut the other
knee, take a bow
He got the wrong foot amputated

Hey that leg was
mine, you mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the time
Hey this
ain't my day