Bob Rivers The Restroom Door Said Gentleman Lyrics

The Restroom Door Said Gentleman Lyrics

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside,

I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride.

I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

What could be worse?

Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.



The restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag,

As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.

She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag,

I could tell, this wouldn't be my day.

What can I say?

It just wasn't turning out to be my day.



The restroom door said gentleman and I'd would like to find,

The crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the signs.

'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,

Now I can't, sit with comfort and joy.

Boy oh boy.

Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.