Bob Rivers I`m A Weight Watcher Lyrics

I`m A Weight Watcher Lyrics

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a Weight Watcher,
Watchin' food go by.
My,
my, my.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Here comes a
cream pie
Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my
toy.
Couldn't reacy my toes
To put my shoes on.

But now I'm
28,
I'm big, fat, and overweight.
I've got a new pastime to chew
on.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Watchin' food go
by,
My, my, my.

Plate of cheese nachos.
I gotta watch
those.
Here come some now.
Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Oh, no, none
for me, thanks.
Watchin' my figure.
Oh, they look delicious.
No, no,
no, no.

Oh, they smell good, too.
mmm...I shouldn't, I really
shouldn't.
You make these yourself?
Well, maybe just two.