Bob Rivers Getting Fatter All The Time Lyrics

Getting Fatter All The Time Lyrics

I'm getting fatter all the time.
I used to be size 32 and I never gave.
My
jeans used to fit, I looked cool.
Now I'm not the same.
Put on a few
pounds, my shape's getting round.
And lately I can't see my shoes.

I
hate to admit, but I'm getting fatter, fatter,
A little fatter all the
time.
I can't lose no weight.
Yes, I admit I'm getting fatter, fatter,
I'm getting fatter.

I love to dine. That meat's pretty cruel to my
waistline.
I'm driving a steak through my heart
Eating things that I
love.
Man, I was lean but I dug french cuisine.
Now I'm big as the
Michelin Man.

I admit I'm getting fatter, fatter,
I'm getting fatter
all the time.
I can't skip desert. Now, I don't dare get on a
ladder.
Fatter, I'm getting fatter.

It ain't no crime getting so much
fatter all the time.
I'm getting fatter all the time.
Fatter, fatter,
fatter.

I'm getting fatter all the time.
Fatter, fatter,
fatter.
Getting so much fatter all the time.