Bob Rivers Comedy Group Twelve Pains Of Christmas Lyrics

Twelve Pains Of Christmas Lyrics

The First thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
Is finding a
Christmas tree.

The Second thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to
me:
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.

The
Third thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
Hangovers.
(2)
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.

The
Forth thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
Sending Christmas
Cards. (3)
Hangovers. (2)
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a
Christmas tree.

The Fifth thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to
me:
Five Months Of Bills!
Sending Christmas Cards. (3)
Hangovers.
(2)
Rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.

The
Sixth thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
Facing My In-laws.
(4)
Five Months Of Bills!
I Hate ThoseChristmas Cards! (3)
Hangovers!
(2)
Rigging up these lights! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.

The
Seventh thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army
(5)
Facing My In-laws. (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Sending Christmas
Cards! (3)
Ooh Geez! (2)
I’m Tryin to rig up these lights! (1)
and
finding a Christmas tree.

The Eighth thing at Christmas
That’s such
a pain to me:
I Wanna Transformer for Christmas! (5)
Charities . . . ! And
Whadda Ya mean Your In-laws!! (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Ooh Making out
these Cards! (3)
Edith get me a beer Huh!! (2)
What We Have No EXTENTION
CORDS!! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.

The Ninth thing at
Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
Finding parking Spaces!(7)
Daddy
I Want Some Candy!!! (6)
Donations!! (5)
Facing My In-laws!! (4)
Five
Months Of Bills!
Writing out those Chrismas Cards!!(3)
Hangovers!
(2)
Now Why The Hell Are They BLINKING ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a
Christmas tree.

The Tenth thing at Christmas
That’s such a pain to
me:
Batteries not included.(8)
No parking Spaces! (7)
BY ME
SOMETHING!!! (6)
Get a Job Ya Bum!! (5)
Ooh Facing My
In-laws!!(4)
Five Months Of Bills!
Yo Ho! Sending Chrismas Cards!!
(3)
Oh Gezz ! Lookit this!!! (2)

One Light Goes Out And The Others go
Out ! ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree.

The Eleventh thing at
Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials! (9)
Batteries
not included! (8)
No parking Spaces!(7)
I Gota Go to the
Bathroom!!!(6)
Charities!! (5)
She’s a WITCH I hate Her!! (4)
Five
Months Of Bills!
Ooh I don’t even know half these people!! (3)
Who’s
Got the Terlet paper!!! (2)

Get a Flashlight I Blew a Fuse ! ? ! ? !
(1)
and finding a Christmas tree.

The Twelfth thing at
Christmas
That’s such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas Carols!
(10)
Stale TV specials! (9)
Batteries not included! (8)
No Parking !!
(7)
{Waaaahhhh!!! Waaaahhhh!!!} (6)
Charities!! (5)
Gotta Make em
Dinner!! (4)
Five Months Of Bills!
I’m Not Sending Them This Year,
That’s It!! (3)
Shut Up YOU!!! (2)
Fine! You’re So Smart! You Rig Up
The LIGHTS!!! (1)
and finding a Christmas tree!

{How to read these
Lyrics:
All Lyrics are sung by the chorus except for the following
(1)
Lyrics are spoken by an angry man
(2) lyrics are spoken by an old man who
sounds like Archie Bunker
(3) Lyrics are spoken by a man with a high
voice
(4) lyrics are spoken by a middle-aged woman
(5) lyrics are spoken
by a middle-aged man
(6) lyrics are screamed by a Whining child
(7)
Lyrics are spoken by a man
(8) Lyrics are spoken by a young woman
(9)
Purple Lyrics are spoken by another man with a high voice
(10) Lyrics are
spoken by a group of men}