She Blocked Me Lyrics

She Blocked Me lyrics

[Parody of "She Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd"]



Met a girl over the net

Saved our chats on a floppy diskette

It went well for a week or two

Then it all came unglued

One night she said "brb"

Waited up for an hour or three

Then I started to realize

She wasn't coming back online



She frickin' blocked me

Trust

She frickin' blocked me

La la la la

We talked all night

Then she put my screen name on her block list

Then she clicked ok



She told me she was taking a shower

And she'd be back in a half hour

But she pulled one over on me

WTF, OMFG

I was ticked, but not convinced

Had to be sure before my ego was minced

Good thing I'm such a whiz

Signed on with my other name and yup, there she is



She frickin' blocked me

Trust

She frickin' blocked me

La la la la

We talked all night

Then she put my screen name on her block list

Then she clicked ok



That's my story, as you see

Never trust a woman when she says "brb"

Now it's over, and I'm torn

But I signed her up for beastiality porn



She frickin' blocked me

Trust

She frickin' blocked me

La la la la

We talked all night

Then she put my screen name on her block list

Then she clicked ok



(La la la la la la la la la la)

Trust

(La la la la la la la la la la)

Trust

(La la la la la la la la la la)

Then she put my screen name on her block list

(La la la la la la la la la la)

She frickin' blocked me