Pet Rock Lyrics

Pet Rock lyrics

Well I was walking through the mall

When I saw the coolest store of all

The pet shop always makes me smile

I just had to go inside for a while

I wasn't really looking to buy

Then I saw for only 4.95

Undeniably what had to be

The greatest pet ever alive



(I saw a pet rock)

He was looking up at me

(A pet rock)

Waiting there patiently

(A pet rock)

He was practically begging me to take him home



Well my pet rock he is the bomb

He'd never growl or bite he's always calm

He keeps his cage so very clean

And he's the cutest rock I've ever seen

When it's warm out we go to the beach

Or I take him for a walk on his leashe

Baby can't you see my rock and me

Are the greatest pals ever to be



(I got a pet rock)

And we're inseperable

(A pet rock)

He's more than just a collectable

(A pet rock)

He may not be intellectual, but he's mine all mine



I take my rock with me to bed

To lunch, to recess, and even phys. ed.

Now I'm the most popular kid in school

Cause my pet rock is just so cool



Well my pet rock is my best friend

He's the best 5 bucks I've ever spent

He's never try to run away

He always listens to what I have to say

Now that he's older he's ready to date

I can't wait until my rock finds a mate

Then eventually my rock will breed

And start a rock colony



(I got a pet rock)

He's my pride and joy

(A pet rock)

Think I'll probably name him Roy

(A pet rock)

Put him down cause he's not a toy

He's my best friend