Bob Ricci Ode To Playboy Lyrics

Ode To Playboy Lyrics

[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam]



Oh where oh where can my Playboys be?

My mom took em away from me

I gotta find out where she hid all my books

So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work



Well I came home about a quarter to ten

Was down at Tommy's hanging out with my friends

I turned my key, I walked into the house

My Mom and Dad were sitting down on the couch

When I saw what Mom had, my face turned red

She said we found these underneath your bed

I couldn't talk, my knees got weak

My Mom found out that I'm a porno freak

And just when I thought things got as bad as they could

She said she's confiscating them for my own good



Oh where oh where can my Playboys be?

My mom took em away from me

I gotta figure out where she hid my books

So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work



Well now it's late, I'm lying in my bed

Miss October's dancing through my head

Suddenly, my Dad turned on the light

Said "follow me" and tiptoed down out of sight

We went to the shed, I looked inside and said

"Holy cow, he found my porno pile!"

He winked his eye and then he went back up to bed

I turned around, went back into the shed

Well now it's over, but you know I thank the stars

She didn't find the tape inside my VCR



But now I've got my pornography

My Dad gave it all back to me

He's such a cool dude he gave back all my books

Now I can read my Playboys when Mom leaves for work