Bob Ricci It Could Happen To U2 Lyrics

It Could Happen To U2 Lyrics

[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2]



Just the other day

I was on my way to work

When nature started calling me

With an overwhelming urge

Now I'm just trying to find

A decent place to pee

So I pulled into McDonalds

To use the lavatory



But when I walked into the john

And saw what was going on, whoa

It was a big disgrace to the entire male race

Tears were running down his face

And I said...



You've got to get yourself a doctor

You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it

Don't move, I'll call a paramedic

You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it



I picked up the phone

And I called up 911

To tell the operator

What the gentleman had done

The operator chuckled

And well I guess that's fair

Because this all could have been avoided

If he just wore some underwear



Well they notified his wife

And they brought the jaws of life

What a crappy way to spend my day

I'm saving Private Ryan, My oh my



You've got to get yourself a doctor

You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it

Oh look, look at you now

You got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it



He'll never walk the same again

And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this

And late at night when he closes his eyes

He's haunted by the sound of my voice singing...



You've got to get yourself a doctor

You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it

That day will always be remembered

You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it



And though the worst is over

He'll never live it down

Hey look this week on Oprah

That zipper guy is on

His shame will never pass