Bob Ricci Every Other Time Lyrics

Every Other Time Lyrics

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO]



I said forget about it

As I drive off away from the drive through

This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight

I said Bavarian Creme

But she's got a funny way of thinking I meant Eclair

I'd like to shove my Donut up her ass

And drive off with my finger in the air

Oh yeah



I order black, she gives me cream

Sometimes it's something in between

Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out

But then she just changes her mind

My juice is hot, my coffee's cold

Sometimes my donut's growing mold

This Dunkin Donut lady,

There's something wrong with her

It's every other time

Every other time



Sometimes I sit around thinking I could avoid aggravation

If I just pour myself some Rice Crispies

Or just toast up some Pop Tarts

But when I taste that Egg and Cheese

The muscles give out in my knees

And then my eyes they roll back in my head; nuff said

I think I'm hooked what can I do?

I give my order then drive through

But guaranteed when I pull up

It's not the way, uh-uh uh-uh, I ordered it



Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's cream

Sometimes it's something in between

Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out

But then she just changes her mind

I never said I wanted Chai

Sometimes I swear I think she's high

This Dunkin Donut lady,

There's something wrong with her

It's every other time

Every other time

Every other time



Give it up homegirl, you should quit

You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it

I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot

Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block



I said forget about it

As I drove off away from the drive through

This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight



I order black, she gives me cream

Sometimes it's something in between

Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out

But then she just changes her mind

My juice is hot, my coffee's cold

Sometimes my donut's growing mold

This Dunkin Donut lady,

There's something wrong with her

It's every other time

Every other time



Give it up homegirl, you should quit

You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it

I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot

Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block