Bob And Tom The Woman Song Lyrics

The Woman Song Lyrics

I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door

I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too

Oh the female sex has a lot more class

Unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass

I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR



Well I am not your hooker ,but your still gonna pay

Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon

Because my body belongs to me

Until I get dinner, and a movie

I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check



And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds

And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't read a map

And I stand behind my man

So I can nag him as much as I can

And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider



And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm

Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face

But I still get hot and sweaty for the opening of a new shoe store

And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business



The Woman Song