Bob And Tom He Said She Said Lyrics

He Said She Said Lyrics

(Ah Hahahahaha)



She said, " You look handsome today dear."

He heard, " I just bought something really expensive."



(Crew laughs)



He said, " Are you having an affair!?"

She heard, " Cuz I am, and it's great!"



(Crew laughs)



She said, " Do I look fat in these pants?"

He heard, " Do you ever want to have sex again?"



(Crew laughs histerically)



He said, " You look great in those pants!"

She heard, " I am totally trained!"



(Crew laughs)



She said, " It was fun visiting your mother."

He heard, " You owe me big time!!"



(Crew laughs)



He said, " I bought you something from Victoria Secret."

(man laughs in background)

She heard, " And could you wear this bag over your head too?"



(Crew laughs histerically)



She said, " Was it good for you!?"

He heard, " Cuz I hope someone had fun!"



(Crew laughs)



She said, " We need to talk."

He heard, " You need a lawer!"



(Crew laughs histerically)



He said, " Would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom?"

She heard, " Do you mind living with an anal retentive-narotic?"



(Crew laughs histerically)



She said, " You were snoring again last night."

He heard, " Do you have to BREATHE!?!?"



(Crew laughs, one man laughs longer than crew)



He said, " I'm thinking about buying a motercycle."

She heard, " I'm in the mood for a BIG fight."



(Crew laughs)



She said, " Would you go clothes shopping with me?"

He heard, " Can I pull your fingernails out with PLIERS!!"



(Crew loses it with laughter)



He said, " I thought our waitress was very nice."

(man laughs once)

She heard, " I'll be thinking about her during sex!"



(Crew laughs)



She said, " This commercial is so beautiful..."

He heard, " I'm getting my period!"



(Crew laughs, woman in crew laughs loudest)



He said, " Lets try something new tonight.?"

She heard, " Lets see if you're double jointed!!"



(Crew laughs)



She said, " Do you mind not watching football!?"

He heard, " Do you mind if i chop off your BALLS!?!?"



(Crew laughs histerically)