Proper Chrimbo Lyrics

Proper Chrimbo lyrics

Come na sing with me, proper chrimbo, 

I take you for a drink with me,
proper chrimbo, 

Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo, 

So
excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo, 



On the
seven days of Christmas my true love came to me, 

A peregrine falcon,
proper bo I tell thee, 

She had two trainers and a beanie hat, 

A
new set of headphones all shining black, 

I didn't sleep that night, 

For Santa to come, 

I wet the bed, that's what I had done, 

Cos
Christmas time is the place to be, 

I always wake up in a puddle of wee,


With a ho ho and a silent night, 

A little chipolata I'll be
feeling alright, 

Turkeys on the table, which brings a crowd, 

Celebrate chrimbo I tell thee all. 



{reet o} 



Come
now sing with me, proper chrimbo, 

selecta, 

I take you for a drink
with me, proper chrimbo, 

selecta, 

Hold up your Christmas tree,
proper chrimbo, 

selecta, 

So excited you might wee, proper
chrimbo, proper chrimbo, 



You-whoo. 

Ho, ho, ho. 

I'm
a bad mo-fo, 

I got presents y'all for the two by two, 

They goes
watch out cos i got time for you, 

Super funky and you're one of us, 

Watch out Santa cos here i come, 

I sleep on the floor, 

Never
ever on the bed, 

That's Santa's style, all in your head, 

It's me
dressed up, come sit on my knee, 

Got gifts for y'all, what you got for
me, 

Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone, 

Chamone check, check
tha-cone, 

I said bubbles ain't a monkey, 

She can move real funky,


Chamone check, check tha-cone, 

That's right, oww. 



Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo, 

selecta, 

sing with me,


I take you for a drink with me, proper chrim