Bloodhound Gang The Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics

Yea well I sing like an amputee though

 Why?

 Cause can't hold a note can't carry a tune

 (Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)

 Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie

 I've brought you a letter speedy delivery

 Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due

 You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo

 I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend

 But in the end I still have no friends

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 Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater

 Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter

 I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?

 Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?

 I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend

 But in the end I still have no friends

 Do do do do do do do do do

 Do do do do do do do do do

 You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend

 But in the end you still have no friends

 Do do do do do do do do do

 Do do do do do do do do do

 You are my best friend too

 I share the same views and hardly ever argue

 Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span

 And rock out to old school Duran Duran

 Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too

 I share the same views and hardly ever argue

 Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span

 And rock out to old school Duran Duran